G.M. Nair's Excuse For A Newsletter #11

Ignore This Issue If You Live Somewhere Other Than America

There comes a time when the mettle of a person is tested, when they need to decide between two equally valid candidates to lead the United States of America and keep our rights and privileges safe.

This is not that kind of time.

Because this time the choice is incredibly goddamn obvious.

And because this time, apparently Jeff Bezos (or, as I call him: Jeff Bad-Actor-zos*) won’t let the Washington Post maintain whatever meager journalistic integrity they have left and endorse the most qualified candidate for U.S. President.

Now, this time, the responsibility is left to the last bulwark of sane thought: an incredibly infrequent, incredibly poorly written newsletter of an independently published author who writes books** with fart jokes in them.

So the esteemed staff of G.M. Nair’s Excuse For A Newsletter (i.e. me) is proud to endorse Kamala Harris for President of the United States. Because this time the choice is incredibly goddamn obvious. And, more importantly, this time I’m right.

Vote for Kamala Harris, you idiots. What the actual hell is wrong with you if you think otherwise. Jesus Christ.

[Exunt Newsletter]

*this is a joke I’ve kept up with in almost every issue of this newsletter so far, and I’m sure nobody else remembers it but me and I’m running out of good material for it. Sometimes, though, you gotta keep the running gag going, even if it’s just for daddy. THAT’s Integrity.

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